Birth – I woke up screaming, covered in blood and dangling by my ankles.
School – “Put the desk down – slowly.”
Work – My partner realised that, yet again, I was holding a detailed conversation with a former colleague I had completely failed to recognise.
Death – Thankfully, free-base jumping in the late 21st century is safer than skiing used to be back when we had snow.
I’m not sure if this is a meme or not but help yourselves. And if you do, let me know. I love autobiographies.
UPDATE! Changed my mind. I’m tagging Dan because I want to read his. This post could acquire a lot of updates.




Intriguing…I had to give it a try.