Jump Around (Jump Around) etc.

“I want to play Ouff Ouch!  I want to play Ouff Ouch!”
“Ouff! Ouch! Ouff! Ouch! Ouff! OUCH! THAT HURT! OUCH!”
“No! You’re supposed to say ‘Ouff’!”
Three year olds are not supposed to be this heavy.  Forty-somethings are not supposed to have three year olds land repeatedly on their stomachs.